I have headaches, blurry vision, and I can't feel my toes.
Ahem. And now, a Christmas song for my family. Feel free to sing along.
On the first day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... A sore throat with a sneeze.
On the second day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the third day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... FIVE GALLONS OF SNOT!!!!! Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Six hours of coughing, FIVE GALLONS OF SNOT!!!! Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Seven sick siblings, six hours of coughing, FIVE GALLONS OF SNOT!!! Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Eight hours of napping, seven sick siblings, six hours of coughing, FIVE GALLONS OF SNOT!!!! Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... 99.9 fever, eight hours of napping, seven sick siblings, six hours of coughing, FIVE GALLONS OF SNOT!!! Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Ten people down now, 99.9 fever, eight hours of napping, seven sick siblings, six hours of coughing, FIVE GALLONS OF SNOT!!! Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Eleven grumpy family members, ten people down now, 99.9 fever, eight hours of napping, seven sick siblings, six hours of coughing, FIVE GALLONS OF SNOT!!! Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Twelve days of family bonding, eleven grumpy family members, ten people down now, 99.9 fever, eight hours of napping, seven sick siblings, six hours of coughing, FIVE GALLONS OF SNOT!!! Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums.... And a sore throat with a sneeze!
God bless ConMan, the last person in my family left standing and the one who has been taking care of all of us and the dog. Happy Holidays everyone. Stay healthy.
On the first day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... A sore throat with a sneeze.
On the second day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the third day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... FIVE GALLONS OF SNOT!!!!! Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Six hours of coughing, FIVE GALLONS OF SNOT!!!! Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Seven sick siblings, six hours of coughing, FIVE GALLONS OF SNOT!!! Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Eight hours of napping, seven sick siblings, six hours of coughing, FIVE GALLONS OF SNOT!!!! Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... 99.9 fever, eight hours of napping, seven sick siblings, six hours of coughing, FIVE GALLONS OF SNOT!!! Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Ten people down now, 99.9 fever, eight hours of napping, seven sick siblings, six hours of coughing, FIVE GALLONS OF SNOT!!! Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Eleven grumpy family members, ten people down now, 99.9 fever, eight hours of napping, seven sick siblings, six hours of coughing, FIVE GALLONS OF SNOT!!! Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Twelve days of family bonding, eleven grumpy family members, ten people down now, 99.9 fever, eight hours of napping, seven sick siblings, six hours of coughing, FIVE GALLONS OF SNOT!!! Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums.... And a sore throat with a sneeze!
God bless ConMan, the last person in my family left standing and the one who has been taking care of all of us and the dog. Happy Holidays everyone. Stay healthy.
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