I have headaches, blurry vision, and I can't feel my toes.
Ahem. And now, a Christmas song for my family. Feel free to sing along. On the first day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... A sore throat with a sneeze. On the second day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze. On the third day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze. On the fourth day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze. On the fifth day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... FIVE GALLONS OF SNOT!!!!! Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze. On the sixth day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... Six hours of coughing, FIVE GALLONS OF SNOT!!!! Four useless limbs, three missed meals, two aching ear drums, and a sore throat with a sneeze. On the seventh day of Christmas, my flu bug gave to me... ...